johnny depp is so confusing like sometimes he looks like this
and then later he looks like this
hE dOESN’T eVEn LOOK LiKE tHE SAme PERson!!!!?????
AND DON’T GET ME STARTED ON HIS VOICE, MAN
he’s an actor
actor fuck that shit he passed actor a long time ago hes a straight up shape shifter at this point.
When I have my own house I’m going to put a fountain with a weeping angel on top on my lawn and when people tell me they like my angel statue I’m going to go “What angel statue?”
Then I’ll press a button and it will drop the statue into the fountain so when they turn around to point the statue out to me it will be gone
HOLY SHIT and then when they turn around a panel in the doorway behind me will turn around and reveal an identical weeping angel statue it will freak people out
Sometimes I wonder whether I have any real intelligence or if I just have enough random bits of surface knowledge to bullshit my way through most things.
this is the laziest fucking gang I’ve ever seen
this description made me think of a bunch of Greasers jut laying all over the sidewalk like ragdolls and they only raise their hands to snap their fingers when someone passes by
dragons that live in volcanoes and coat themselves in lava
dragons that live underwater and have fish scales instead of dragon scales
dragons that live in fields of flowers and breathe out avalanches of flowers instead of fire
DRAGONS BEING COOL AS SHIT
Dragons are cool.